47/49
Also in Death race 2000 against David Carradinein in 1975
Plot
A father and son working as security guards for an armored truck company encounter a team of would-be robbers while on a bridge. They become trapped and must come up with a plan to escape and ensure their survival.. The only other time Sly's played an antagonist was in Robert Rodriguez's Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over in 2003. Armored money transports rely heavily on GPS tracking systems to enhance their security.
How could one not?
If something goes wrong – whether it's an accident, an attack, or an unexpected stop – GPS data helps emergency responders understand the situation and get to the vehicle quickly.. I knew that "Armor" was going to be a bad movie. One look at the poster or a single viewing of the trailer reveals all that someone would need to know about this movie, which is better known as something called a "geezer teaser." According to Google, a geezer teaser is a movie that features older, well-known male actors, or "geezers", in prominent roles in promotional material, but is usually released directly to video and distributed through video on demand – additionally, the well-known male actors (in this case, Stallone) will only appear sporadically in the film itself. Now, I knew this was going into "Armor;" however, I found myself in the mood to watch a bad, cheesy action film, so I decided to spend $6.99 and rent this movie on Amazon Prime.
The film opens with him waking up at 7 am
Big mistake.Truth be told, for the first 25 minutes or so, I didn't find "Armor" to be all that bad. Yeah, it looked as basic as a film can, what with bare-bones editing and a generic soundtrack, but I found some things to be kind of interesting, like the character of Jason Patric. Patric plays a recovering alcoholic who never actually take the time to recover. And immediately retrieving a hidden bottle of vodka from his refrigerator.
Their relationship seems slightly strained for one reason or another, but they get along well enough to work together
As one who enjoys drinking and enjoys movies that feature people who drink, I thought this character introduction was unique enough to warrant my interest – you just have to look past the inconsistency, which is that Patric's character lives alone, so why would he feel the need to hide a bottle of alcohol in his own home that only he lives at, and that seemingly no one ever visits? Regardless, I was intrigued.Patric's character is further revealed to work as an armored truck driver with his son, played by Miller Garfinkel. Alas, one day they find themselves hauling goods of particular value, goods that are wanted by Sylvester Stallone and his merry band of thieves. Enter "Armor's" second act – the heist.30 minutes go by before a gun is fired in this film – 30 minutes go by before the titular armored truck heist begins.
Now, this could – on paper – be exciting, if Patric and his son were conversing about ways to escape their captors
But when it does begin, it's exciting enough, or at least, as exciting as it can be for a film like this. If you push all logical thoughts into the back of your brain, (one of those thoughts being, "Why doesn't Jason Patric just ram the bullet proof, armored truck into Sly's gang and drive away?" 😉 you can somewhat enjoy the sequence that features Sly and his criminals cornering Patric and his son on a bridge in order to rob the contents of their truck. Yes, the special effects in this movie are some of the worst I've seen in a 2024 release, but it's always entertaining to watch Stallone fire a gun, and that's no different here.Besides this initial action sequence, "Armor" has nary anything else to enjoy. As, after this initial action sequence, the rest of the film basically consists of Patric and his son talking to each other while stuck inside their truck.